About Jerksyka
Unicorn Russian Death Soulmates
When it is my time to go I hope to die in a weird sex related incident, involving these two, who can then dispose of my corpse by feeding me to Tom
Hypereducated Empathetic Cunt
I registered with the bar to get free CLE classes and prove how pointless credentials are. Law school would be a waste of my time, I taught myself using "self help" legal resources, because my life circumstances are considered "upper-level experiential learning courses", and every hour is unsupervised pro bono legal work. I've far exceeded the requirements for Suffolk University Law School's Experiential Learning and Professional Development program, and Muggeo is the name of a lawyer who rudely wasted my time:)
Achievements
My nephew told me I reminded him of an anime character from Naruto, who could make people go insane if they looked him in the eye... That character is Itachi Uchiha, known for giving his crush a happy life and peaceful death in under an instant, right before he slaughtered his entire clan to prevent a civil war, leaving only his brother alive, knowing murderous hatred would drive the child to survive... Violence is for the weak, I will skull fuck the public persona of anyone who opposes me... looking at you Barry Finegold:)
On a petty slutty note...
I lost my virginity to the guy sitting down when I was 14, he broke up with me for another girl a few days later... with a note. I think I gave the kid in blue a bj that night, but I mostly recall being disappointed. The mexican(?) kid next to me was my "best friend"... he's a misogynistic asshole, I was a weird only child, so I could overlook a lot. Mark Normandie good kid. Bill Tckaz, why the fuck are you not a semi famous comedian by now? That message is from John, his dead brother, that's how funny this kid was. Sorry Adam
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